As part of the 1982 program Faerie Tale Theater, Mick Jagger [yes, that Mick Jagger] starred in an episode entitled The Nightingale, in which he donned fingernail extensions, a fake ponytail, heavy eyeshadow and general yellowface in order to play "the emperor of all Cathay." Ever since I heard of its existence at least 20 years ago, I've been ( Read more... )

Medicom Toy is making a Mick Jagger doll. I think it would be a better likeness of Cher instead. Hell, I made a more convincing Mick Jagger by painting some big gorgeous lips on a DML Jennifer. The accompanying Keith Richards doll has a better likeness but, for some reason, both sculpts seem immune to gravity. Even in their youth, the members of ( Read more... )

 ...I finally have enough skills to realize a project that has been bugging me for years: my music video to I Go Wild. Of course, it would be like a movie slide show because I refuse to animate it [it would take years], but I could do it nonetheless!! It's a great excuse to get a straitjacket and some fiendish devices. [It's a toss-up between ( Read more... )

I made this on Friday, but didn't get to put it up till today. I'm so witty I can't stand myself.


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...In which people create graphs, charts and other graphics to illustrate song lyrics, I offer unto you Mr. Jagger's agenda. [For more examples of this meme by other people, check out this Flickr group.]


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I want to see Zoo because it sounds like an unusual treatment of bestiality. I do not want to see Teeth because it sounds like a stupid, stereotypical treatment of vagina dentata. I wonder how long I'll have to wait before Sundance films hit either the theaters [hah!] or the video stores [more likely].

In other news, it's "BESTIALITY," people, not " ( Read more... )

Three o'clock in the morning
It's quiet and there's no one around
Just the bang and the clatter
As an angel runs to ground

--Stay (Faraway, So Close), by U2

Well now, it's three o'clock in the morning
And I can't even close my eyes.
Three o'clock in the morning
And I can't even close my eyes.
Can't find my baby
And I can't be satisfied.

--Three O' ( Read more... )